What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 04:51

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Which is the best face wash for oily skin?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Jared Leto denies sexual misconduct allegations from multiple women, some who say they were underage - Entertainment Weekly

Another attempt resulted in ...

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Minds and Behinds

Buried for 16 Million Years, Scientists Unearth a Prehistoric Spider So Big, It Might Have Stalked Dinosaurs - Indian Defence Review

No way

Freaks and Cheeks

Still no good.

Shemar Stewart Calls Out Bengals Front Office As Contract Clash Continues - Sports Illustrated

Unacceptable again!

Everyone loved it.

No go.

Trump gets back behind raids in immigration whiplash - Axios

So, the docs changed it to read

Still no good

They put up a sign reading

How Amazon’s Nuclear Deal Could Solve a Touchy Political Problem - Barron's

Next, they tried...

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Catatonics & High Colonics

Horoscope for Wednesday, June 11, 2025 - Chicago Sun-Times

No, not a chance

Thumbs down again.

Loons and Moons

States With the Most Generous Tippers - Newser

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Matted Dog Lived Alone On A Rooftop For Years — Then Hope Arrived - The Dodo - For Animal People

Nuts and Butts

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

What are the top AI tools enhancing workplace productivity in 2025?

Then came..

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Just Forget it!

Hysterias & Posteriors

share office space ...

So they tried